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A.K.A The Black Beauty. Not because she has a four hooves or a nice trotting action. Or because she can sense danger from six fathoms away, rouse help, put out fire and rescue people. Nope. It is because she is a mysterious girl and a real dark horse. Even though she looks outgoing, she is actually very quiet. She is new to modelling. Although she has done one shoot before, performing in front of her neighbour (just a regular guy with a camera). Gives a new meaning to going round and asking for a cup of sugar. Her neighbour must have thought it was Christmas!
Jessie hopefully won't mind if I call her ditzy, but it's just the description that fits the best. Blonde with a HUGE smile and a great attitude we had a really fun shoot - I'm sure she'll be back. That she has no tattoos is just a pure bonus :)
Shweddie dahling shweddie. It's luvvies all round with our Tess, as she treads the boards good and proper. She lives in London town and is a regular on the casting couch, drumming up acting jobs. I think they should send her over to Hollywood quick smart as she is a natural in front of the camera. Bond girl material definitely. She would also be good in some kind of kidnap mafia gangster heist - check out that delicious bondage set NOW! She certainly has grabbed your attention, as she has clocked up a great voting score. She is considering 2girl, so if you think that is a good idea then get onto Simon.
Here's some video clips of a teen amateur babe playing with herself.
Movie clips of a brunette girl next door posing.
Cute blonde minx Loli knows just how to turn you into a wild animal!
Video clips of an amateur teen getting off in the privacy of her own home..and broadcast to the whole world!
I had no idea nipple implants existed, but it seems Flavia has the largest pair in Ibiza. She kinda reminds me of whats-her-name who used to be on the Big Breakfast with Johnny Vaughn, though I've never seen her naked, so can't be sure. I got an email from a member when these sets first went up saying I shouldn't have shot yet another tanlines and big booby girl. Err, yeah, like I was ever gonna say no to Flavia?
Here's a blonde ready to make love to a huge black sex toy.
Toni...cute little package, longing eyes, a blazing tattoo..interesting amateur teen vixen to say the least.
Tanlines and big tits - another of my favourite combos. This was rachels first time nude though she had done some swimwear stuff a while back.
Here's an brunette amateur teen playing with a big toy.
Wow, who is this hot babe!? Check out Nina..tall, tanned and beautiful.
Rosie is a pixie. A porn pixie. That smile almost never leaves her face. Ive shot her twice now and both times she went for it big time with some big toys including both ends of a double dildo. Seeing one of the smallest models on the site deal with the big black toy was quite impressive.
More pics of this amateur babe Lara.
Video clips of cute amateur teens in lesbian girl+girl lustfest.
Just think, all over the world there is a group of people involved and dealing in a very shady and much misunderstood world. An industry where drop offs and pick ups mean life or death. No, I am not talking about bee keeping. I am talking pallets. You can see their dull forms in the background of Lara's shoot. Why do we need so many of them? Why are there huge depots devoted to the things? Round 'em up, put 'em in the field and burn the bastards. That's what I say. It would cut the traffic on the motorways in half and prevent all those annoying traffic jams.
Video clips of a short haired blonde with that cutting-edge librarian look.
Simon met Elise at Erotica and said she was the sexiest lady there by a country mile. She is a top notch business woman as well and not to be messed with. Based in Liverpool - that is the place where The Beatles come from and people speak in a funny accent, similar to someone swallowing 10 helium balloons and then catching their knackers in a zip. And that's just the women! - she runs her own model agency. Although she has had a little surgical adjustment, it has been sympathetically conducted and is in keeping with the character of the structure. To see the surveyor's report, click here (you didn't really click did you?!).
Helene is a real dancer, none of your lap or pole wannabes, but a real contemporary dance dancer. Hence the worthy, artistic muff keeping her bits warm.
Here's Ayla, a sweet little number that loves to pose in front of the camera.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly, Antonia's body is too bootylicious for you babe. This girl has a great arse - Simonscan's understatement of the year. That combined with her big puppy dog eyes is enough to turn a grown man into a quaking mess. She loves to have a good old go with the toys. But be warned, she is a bit of a dominatrix though and likes to strut around with her high heels on. And for gawd's sake, don't walk around bare foot near her. Poor Simon now has toes that resemble Swiss cheese (there always was a funny smell coming from him).
She looks to me like the motherly type, except of course, she's still way too young for that!
Tanned teen Catalina is a big girl who knows just how to handle a man.
Check out Alisha..creamy teenage skin, thin frame and a daddy's girl-look that'll hook you in.
More from Cindy, hot amateur teen babe.
More pics from Penny, hot amateur teen.
Another set of pics revealing the naughtier side of Cassie J.
Pics of Cassy on a boat, or is it a freaking yaht? Who knows. All that's gonna stay in your head is this blonde amateur teen's hot young naked bod.
Pic gallery of a hot blonde amateur teen.
Cindy is the ultimate girl next door. She's got that serious look on her face but underneath....
OoooOOOoo la la. Sacre bleu. That's about the limit of my pigeon French - well apart from "deux bieres s'il vous plait". Why am I sprouting frogs legs, red wine and garlic (see how many stereotype things can I fit in!)? Well I have gone all continental because Elle has French roots (and I am not talking hair care). She certainly has a Parisian air about her. She isn't a fan of squishy l'escargot though, she prefers rabbits (especially the purple, vibrating variety!). She definitely has some nice haute couture - the stripy bikini is very, erm, Spring/Summer 2006. See! Simonscans knows where it's at!
Cutie in pink with big eyes and a full bod. It sure gets me going.
Not the rudest stuff on the site by any means, but a really classy looking girlie all the same.
More hot pics from our demure vixen, Even
More pics of Tamsin, looking conservative &mature, but then getting completely naked.
A sweet pic gallery of a hot teen amateur babe.
Natalie has a really cute smile, but boy was hard work to get her to use it. But then, if it was my arse in the breeze I wouldn't smile much either! If you like your totty at the furry end of the spectrum, she won't disappoint.
A pic gallery of amateur teen alicia doing her best to look sexy.
Northern, rude and smiley. isn't that enough????
Skinny, young Freda. Jesus, imagine her doing a little strip routine right there!
Another set of pics showcasing the alluring amateur, Louise.
Lovely smile, really nice girl. Oh, and she did the biggest toy in the box with ease. At some point she must have been a dirty raver, though she doesn't look old enough as she has a large smiley on her back.
More pics of this curious little Asian honey.
RED ALERT WARNING! WHOOP WHOOP! This girl is loopier than Jack Nicholson in The Shining, she is a crazy fruitcake and mad as a hatter. Get the picture? A former life model, she decided to pose for the camera instead of a load of hung over students. She adapted really well and, literally, went from 0 to 60 in about an hour. She started off with just the normal toys before graduating to the biggest one we have (and *whispers* we are talking anal here!). She gets the Simonscans Brown Star for anal achievement.
Older-looking blonde Charlie stands on a balcony with a blue sky glimmering behind her, but all that you can keep thinkin' about is her hot sets of tits.
More pics of Zhang, the little Asian cutie.
A clever cookie this one - not your typical pron model at all. She has just qualified as a lawyer. OooooOOOOooo. You would have thought a courtroom and all that legal eagle case presentation would provide more than enough adrenalin and excitement for a girl. Well, it seems not. Legal technicalities, funny wigs and pompous judiciary are not enough for her. She is a right old thrill seeker and likes to push herself to her limitations. She is fun and has a flirty look in her eye. Perhaps we should shoot some video of her spouting her lawyer spiel?
A cute pic gallery of Alicia this way.
The Irish are very proud, quite rightly, of their pictureskew countryside and ability to say "feck" and sink lots of Guinness. In the south of the Emerald Isle, they have a place called the Ring of Kerry (that's right geography fact fans). I'm sure their tourist board would have a coronary if they knew there was another ring of Kerry, the one belonging to this lady and which isn't emerald at all (that would be a very sick pussy indeed ) but pinker than a flamingo! When she isn't re-enacting Lord of the Dance, she sells measures feet and sells shoes.
Wouldn't you love for her to be your secretary?
No-holds-barred photo session with Charlie, blonde amateur that shows you everything. And when I say everything, I mean everything!
One of the best days shooting I've ever had - two geat looking girls and an unusual and sunny loccation.
One Brit girl I've seen getting nasty in Hustler's Hot Showers 11, this girl can really burn up the screen.
Oh dear. The drink that does Bad Things to me. I once drunk nearly a whole bottle and was pissed for three days. My eyes went a bit yellow, which is very bad apparently, and I chundered for England. Now even if I get a whiff of it my stomach turns. But I can make an exception for this Tequila (*has a quick, sneaky slammer*). She looks fresh and clean and unlikely to leave a bad taste in my mouth for the next 72 hours. Plus, she is into role play (check out the nurse's outfit). As good as she is, there is only one problem with the interslice - who is going to swallow the worm?
Video clips of dark haired baby dressed in pink.
Rare for a UK lass to look so much like an all American girl. Tammi pulls it off (fnar!) with aplomb. She has the peachy skin, long legs, beaming white smile and natural look of a typical mid-west cheerleader. Should I mention that she has the most magnificent snatch this side of the Atlantic? Opps, looks like I have. If shades of pink are your thing, she can spread it wider than Cheddar Gorge, or should that be Wookie Hole (search engine time for you no UKers)? Infact, Simon should do some video of her jumping up and down with some pom poms. Go Tammi, Go Tammi!
RED ALERT WARNING! WHOOP WHOOP! This girl is loopier than Jack Nicholson in The Shining, she is a crazy fruitcake and mad as a hatter. Get the picture? A former life model, she decided to pose for the camera instead of a load of hung over students. She adapted really well and, literally, went from 0 to 60 in about an hour. She started off with just the normal toys before graduating to the biggest one we have (and *whispers* we are talking anal here!). She gets the Simonscans Brown Star for anal achievement
This tall blonde is feisty but when you get her into bed she'll obey your every command!
She almost looks like a nurse like that in all white. It gets even better when the clothes come off.
When Simon turns up at the hotel, armed with all his camera equipment and a gorgeous model like Leyla, the male staff must get beside themselves. I bet they then run up the staircase, wait for him to go in the room and then fight over who is going to bribe the cleaner so they can vacuum outside the door. Mind you hotels don't have keyholes anymore, so they'd have to be satisfied listening to "flick it over there, rub that, eyes up, chin down, spread wider, etc". Sounds almost like a nose picking convention.
Great pic gallery for a pantie freak like me, white cotten panties drive me nuts!
This Penny is in no way a bad one! Pick her up and you will have good luck. She looks demure, as if butter wouldn't melt. But as you can see, this naughty minx can't get enough of touching herself and we can't get enough of her either! Who would have thought that she would have such a cheeky pair of full-rounded, juicy perties lurking under her lacy camisole top? I'm sure you will agree that she destroys the old saying that less is more. More, please!
Debbie, Debbie, Debbie..gorgeous pussy there.
Hayley is a real favourite and goes way back. She was the first really stunning girl I shot for the site and I keep getting her back to shoot and we get less and less done as she just won't stop talking. Oh, and great boobs BTW.
"Well, Holly is nice and she's having a very nice pussy..." a quote from the message board about Holly.
If you like cute little Asian amateur teens, you'll probably enjoy Zhang.
Astounding as it may seem Emily has never modelled before, despite looking every inch a well groomed model. In fact like so many other girls around right now she's an occasional lap dancer, when shes not working towards world peace or helping the disadvantaged, of course!
Cute teen Eve in her bedroom.
Video clips of a hot blonde amateur babe going at it.
Errr, Amy's boobs seem to have grown somewhat between shoots. Nevermind. She's from somewhere "Up North" But I won't hold them against me. Oops! No I mean...
Bleach blonde baby-faced Sweetheart in black, rock it baby!
More pics of Cassie J smoking a cig in these pics. Ugh, I hate cigs. Sorry :)
Oh shit! I have too many favourites. Well here's another. This weeks girl of the year is... Poppy. For those of you who don't already know, I like dark haired girls who aren't sticks, if they have blue eyes and laugh at my tired old Austin Powers style crap lines then I'm in heaven.
Rebecca, hot amateur teen in blue.
Hello and welcome to one of Simon's favourite new girls. Can you tell he likes her? He has shot loads and loads (of film that is. TSK!). Even though she is a total newbie and never ever done anything like this before, the girl did well. Simon rates her highly. He says she is a total natural. I agree that she really has that "girl next door who is giving you a saucy peek through her bedroom curtains" type of look. And she has an innocent face that says she shouldn't really be doing this but can't help herself, as she is really enjoying it! Can't wait to watch her, erm, (*cough*) development!
Super cute dark haired amateur teenage vixen. That innocent smile can't hide her craving for some hot fun under the sheets!
Astounding as it may seem Emily has never modelled before, despite looking every inch a well groomed model. In fact like so many other girls around right now she's an occasional lap dancer, when shes not working towards world peace or helping the disadvantaged, of course!
How innocent does that face look? Only one trouble, she's not in the slightest bit of it! Great girl, shame about the tattoo on her bum, Ahh well, can't have it all. Set 4 was fun - I just asked her to turn around and stick it in from behind - she thought I meant stick it up her BUM, so she did.
What a smile! And what long legs. Maxine is one of the very few girls who emailed the site asking to appear on it. Somedays I just can't believe my luck. And as you can see from the pics she's a natural brunnette, errr, and blonde.
Teela is wild. I picked her up at the station before one of the shoots and at every opportunity on the way to the location she flashed her boobs at anyone who looked at her, male or female - I was convinced she'd get us arrested. I don't normally shoot girls with boob jobs but she's one of the few, and no-one has complained so far, she's one of the rudest girls on the site!
We have some massive, heaving bazookas on this site and a change is as good as a rest, as some crap saying goes. Kristy offers an alternative. Small and perfectly formed, she possesses perky galia melons rather than rotund canteloupes. Perhaps I should explain the melon/breast comparison more scientifically. In the melon world, there are different levels. Canteloupes are your average everyday melons/breasts. This in contrast to honeydews, which are the MILFs - a bit old skool, pendulous and heavy. Don't get me started on watermelons - flabby, fleshy and soggy. Usually found in dodgy nightclubs when you are wearing beer googles. Avoid at all times.
A clever cookie this one - not your typical pron model at all. She has just qualified as a lawyer. OooooOOOOooo. You would have thought a courtroom and all that legal eagle case presentation would provide more than enough adrenalin and excitement for a girl. Well, it seems not. Legal technicalities, funny wigs and pompous judiciary are not enough for her. She is a right old thrill seeker and likes to push herself to her limitations. She is fun and has a flirty look in her eye. Perhaps we should shoot some video of her spouting her lawyer spiel?
Simon met Elise at Erotica and said she was the sexiest lady there by a country mile. She is a top notch business woman as well and not to be messed with. Based in Liverpool - that is the place where The Beatles come from and people speak in a funny accent, similar to someone swallowing 10 helium balloons and then catching their knackers in a zip. And that's just the women! - she runs her own model agency. Although she has had a little surgical adjustment, it has been sympathetically conducted and is in keeping with the character of the structure. To see the surveyor's report, click here (you didn't really click did you?!).
Teela is wild. I picked her up at the station before one of the shoots and at every opportunity on the way to the location she flashed her boobs at anyone who looked at her, male or female - I was convinced she'd get us arrested. I don't normally shoot girls with boob jobs but she's one of the few, and no-one has complained so far, she's one of the rudest girls on the site!
A red head amateur girl next door. She's the type that'll do just about anything to please.
Long haired blonde amateur teen playing with a long black dildo.
Eva is a teacher from Argentina who I found in Ibiza. What a horrible rhyme, if I don't make it in porn, there's no hope for me as a poet.
More from the luscious Terri. I guess she or the camera guy really likes pink. Nice call though, I love it!
Video clips of brunette in red playing with herself.
Almost every other shot should be an out-take as Sally kept lighting fags, drinking beer or sending texts. Or just laughing manically at almost anything. Some days I think its me that needs a minder, not the model. Anyway, she won't appeal to everyone, but she was great fun to shoot and will be very popular with some so I'm happy.
Ellen is simply pure sex. Jamie (one of my scouts) found her in Ibiza and took a polaroid of her to show me - I wasn't even going to bother meeting her but he totally insisted she had "it" even though his pic was crap. I was wrong, he was right.
In betweens shoots Lizzie went travelling and got a tan so we have two versions, skinny lizzie and not so skinny lizzie, both look pretty cool to me.
Check out the video of this hot amateur teen babe.
The original porn pixie - She's been around ages, has a show on TVX and is one of the nicest models to work with. But mostly she's cute and rude, that'll do for me!
This dark skinned ethnic amateur babe will take you where you've never been before. Who knows, you might even like it.
Tanlines and big tits - another of my favourite combos. This was rachels first time nude though she had done some swimwear stuff a while back.
Sporty tall amateur teen Alida stripping for the camera man.
Thea - This girl should be fronting a rock band and getting sweaty with a microphone rather than a dildo! She is a natural in front of the camera and exudes hardcore "fuck you, come and get it!" attitude. You just can't take your eyes off her. She could be the C******y L**e of the porn world (although MUCH better looking and minus the dodgy drug habit, cranky lost in showbiz outbursts in court and dead husband). There is nothing fake about her at all and she is just amazing to shoot - such a joy compared to some of the sour-faced prima donnas we come across.
After three attempts we've finally got her stats correct. Happy now? Did I mention she farted - and I don't mean fanny farts - all the way through the shoot? Real classy this one. And no, before anyone asks I DON'T HAVE ANY ON VIDEO, shesh you lot are freaks sometimes.
Ruth is another real smarty using porn to pay her way through Uni. How things have changed since my day - Only thing you'd catch my generation doing as a part time "job" was selling Socialist Worker on a Saturday outside the Students Union. Now, of course you are no one unless you own a Saxo (plus body kit!)
Martina is a hot little number. Blonde, young and with a body made for porn.
Check out this little brunette teasing herself with a gigantic dildo.
This blonde amateur teen Sara opens that pussy wider than you ever imagine.
Dark haired teen amateur girl next door.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly, Antonia's body is too bootylicious for you babe. This girl has a great arse - Simonscan's understatement of the year. That combined with her big puppy dog eyes is enough to turn a grown man into a quaking mess. She loves to have a good old go with the toys. But be warned, she is a bit of a dominatrix though and likes to strut around with her high heels on. And for gawd's sake, don't walk around bare foot near her. Poor Simon now has toes that resemble Swiss cheese (there always was a funny smell coming from him).
A.K.A The Black Beauty. Not because she has a four hooves or a nice trotting action. Or because she can sense danger from six fathoms away, rouse help, put out fire and rescue people. Nope. It is because she is a mysterious girl and a real dark horse. Even though she looks outgoing, she is actually very quiet. She is new to modelling. Although she has done one shoot before, performing in front of her neighbour (just a regular guy with a camera). Gives a new meaning to going round and asking for a cup of sugar. Her neighbour must have thought it was Christmas!
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2. Jessie Simonscans Jessie hopefully won't mind if I call her ditzy, but it's just the description that fits the best. Blonde with a HUGE smile and a great attitude we had a really fun shoot - I'm sure she'll be back. That she has no tattoos is just a pure bonus :)
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3. Tess Simonscans Shweddie dahling shweddie. It's luvvies all round with our Tess, as she treads the boards good and proper. She lives in London town and is a regular on the casting couch, drumming up acting jobs. I think they should send her over to Hollywood quick smart as she is a natural in front of the camera. Bond girl material definitely. She would also be good in some kind of kidnap mafia gangster heist - check out that delicious bondage set NOW! She certainly has grabbed your attention, as she has clocked up a great voting score. She is considering 2girl, so if you think that is a good idea then get onto Simon.
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4. Teen Amateur Toy Simonscans Here's some video clips of a teen amateur babe playing with herself.
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5. Brunette Girl Next Door Simonscans Movie clips of a brunette girl next door posing.
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6. Loli Simonscans Cute blonde minx Loli knows just how to turn you into a wild animal!
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7. Amateur Teen Getting Off Simonscans Video clips of an amateur teen getting off in the privacy of her own home..and broadcast to the whole world!
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8. Flavia in the House Simonscans I had no idea nipple implants existed, but it seems Flavia has the largest pair in Ibiza. She kinda reminds me of whats-her-name who used to be on the Big Breakfast with Johnny Vaughn, though I've never seen her naked, so can't be sure. I got an email from a member when these sets first went up saying I shouldn't have shot yet another tanlines and big booby girl. Err, yeah, like I was ever gonna say no to Flavia?
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9. Blonde Sex Toy Simonscans Here's a blonde ready to make love to a huge black sex toy.
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10. Toni Simonscans Toni...cute little package, longing eyes, a blazing tattoo..interesting amateur teen vixen to say the least.
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11. Rachel Gallery #2 Simonscans Tanlines and big tits - another of my favourite combos. This was rachels first time nude though she had done some swimwear stuff a while back.
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12. Amateur Sex Toy Fun Simonscans Here's an brunette amateur teen playing with a big toy.
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13. Nina Simonscans Wow, who is this hot babe!? Check out Nina..tall, tanned and beautiful.
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14. Rosie Simonscans Rosie is a pixie. A porn pixie. That smile almost never leaves her face. Ive shot her twice now and both times she went for it big time with some big toys including both ends of a double dildo. Seeing one of the smallest models on the site deal with the big black toy was quite impressive.
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15. Lara Gallery #2 Simonscans More pics of this amateur babe Lara.
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16. Tattooed Pussy Amateur Teen Girl+Girl Simonscans Video clips of cute amateur teens in lesbian girl+girl lustfest.
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17. Lara Simonscans Just think, all over the world there is a group of people involved and dealing in a very shady and much misunderstood world. An industry where drop offs and pick ups mean life or death. No, I am not talking about bee keeping. I am talking pallets. You can see their dull forms in the background of Lara's shoot. Why do we need so many of them? Why are there huge depots devoted to the things? Round 'em up, put 'em in the field and burn the bastards. That's what I say. It would cut the traffic on the motorways in half and prevent all those annoying traffic jams.
11/03/2004
18. Short Blonde in Glasses Simonscans Video clips of a short haired blonde with that cutting-edge librarian look.
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19. Elise Gallery #2 Simonscans Simon met Elise at Erotica and said she was the sexiest lady there by a country mile. She is a top notch business woman as well and not to be messed with. Based in Liverpool - that is the place where The Beatles come from and people speak in a funny accent, similar to someone swallowing 10 helium balloons and then catching their knackers in a zip. And that's just the women! - she runs her own model agency. Although she has had a little surgical adjustment, it has been sympathetically conducted and is in keeping with the character of the structure. To see the surveyor's report, click here (you didn't really click did you?!).
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20. Helene Simonscans Helene is a real dancer, none of your lap or pole wannabes, but a real contemporary dance dancer. Hence the worthy, artistic muff keeping her bits warm.
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21. Ayla Simonscans Here's Ayla, a sweet little number that loves to pose in front of the camera.
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22. Antonia Gallery #2 Simonscans I don't think you're ready for this jelly, Antonia's body is too bootylicious for you babe. This girl has a great arse - Simonscan's understatement of the year. That combined with her big puppy dog eyes is enough to turn a grown man into a quaking mess. She loves to have a good old go with the toys. But be warned, she is a bit of a dominatrix though and likes to strut around with her high heels on. And for gawd's sake, don't walk around bare foot near her. Poor Simon now has toes that resemble Swiss cheese (there always was a funny smell coming from him).
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23. Louise Simonscans She looks to me like the motherly type, except of course, she's still way too young for that!
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24. Catalina Simonscans Tanned teen Catalina is a big girl who knows just how to handle a man.
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25. Alisha Simonscans Check out Alisha..creamy teenage skin, thin frame and a daddy's girl-look that'll hook you in.
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26. Cindy Gallery #2 Simonscans More from Cindy, hot amateur teen babe.
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27. Penny Gallery #2 Simonscans More pics from Penny, hot amateur teen.
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28. Cassie J Gallery #2 Simonscans Another set of pics revealing the naughtier side of Cassie J.
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29. Hot Blonde Amateur Cassy Simonscans Pics of Cassy on a boat, or is it a freaking yaht? Who knows. All that's gonna stay in your head is this blonde amateur teen's hot young naked bod.
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30. Hot Short-Haired Blonde Annalise in Black Simonscans Pic gallery of a hot blonde amateur teen.
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31. Cindy Simonscans Cindy is the ultimate girl next door. She's got that serious look on her face but underneath....
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32. Elle Simonscans OoooOOOoo la la. Sacre bleu. That's about the limit of my pigeon French - well apart from "deux bieres s'il vous plait". Why am I sprouting frogs legs, red wine and garlic (see how many stereotype things can I fit in!)? Well I have gone all continental because Elle has French roots (and I am not talking hair care). She certainly has a Parisian air about her. She isn't a fan of squishy l'escargot though, she prefers rabbits (especially the purple, vibrating variety!). She definitely has some nice haute couture - the stripy bikini is very, erm, Spring/Summer 2006. See! Simonscans knows where it's at!
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33. Terri Simonscans Cutie in pink with big eyes and a full bod. It sure gets me going.
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34. Suzie Simonscans Not the rudest stuff on the site by any means, but a really classy looking girlie all the same.
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35. Eve Gallery #2 Simonscans More hot pics from our demure vixen, Even
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36. Tamsin Gallery #2 Simonscans More pics of Tamsin, looking conservative &mature, but then getting completely naked.
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37. Cute Teen Amateur Sinead Simonscans A sweet pic gallery of a hot teen amateur babe.
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38. Natalie Simonscans Natalie has a really cute smile, but boy was hard work to get her to use it. But then, if it was my arse in the breeze I wouldn't smile much either! If you like your totty at the furry end of the spectrum, she won't disappoint.
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39. Sweet Alicia Simonscans A pic gallery of amateur teen alicia doing her best to look sexy.
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40. Tammy Gallery #2 Simonscans Northern, rude and smiley. isn't that enough????
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41. Freda Simonscans Skinny, young Freda. Jesus, imagine her doing a little strip routine right there!
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42. Louise Gallery #2 Simonscans Another set of pics showcasing the alluring amateur, Louise.
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43. Cherry Simonscans Lovely smile, really nice girl. Oh, and she did the biggest toy in the box with ease. At some point she must have been a dirty raver, though she doesn't look old enough as she has a large smiley on her back.
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44. Zhang Gallery #2 Simonscans More pics of this curious little Asian honey.
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45. Red Girl+Girl Simonscans RED ALERT WARNING! WHOOP WHOOP! This girl is loopier than Jack Nicholson in The Shining, she is a crazy fruitcake and mad as a hatter. Get the picture? A former life model, she decided to pose for the camera instead of a load of hung over students. She adapted really well and, literally, went from 0 to 60 in about an hour. She started off with just the normal toys before graduating to the biggest one we have (and *whispers* we are talking anal here!). She gets the Simonscans Brown Star for anal achievement.
05/12/2009
46. Charlie on the Balcony Simonscans Older-looking blonde Charlie stands on a balcony with a blue sky glimmering behind her, but all that you can keep thinkin' about is her hot sets of tits.
11/03/2004
47. Zhang Gallery #3 Simonscans More pics of Zhang, the little Asian cutie.
05/12/2009
48. Anne Gallery #2 Simonscans A clever cookie this one - not your typical pron model at all. She has just qualified as a lawyer. OooooOOOOooo. You would have thought a courtroom and all that legal eagle case presentation would provide more than enough adrenalin and excitement for a girl. Well, it seems not. Legal technicalities, funny wigs and pompous judiciary are not enough for her. She is a right old thrill seeker and likes to push herself to her limitations. She is fun and has a flirty look in her eye. Perhaps we should shoot some video of her spouting her lawyer spiel?
05/12/2009
49. Amateur Teen Alicia Simonscans A cute pic gallery of Alicia this way.
11/03/2004
50. Kerry Simonscans The Irish are very proud, quite rightly, of their pictureskew countryside and ability to say "feck" and sink lots of Guinness. In the south of the Emerald Isle, they have a place called the Ring of Kerry (that's right geography fact fans). I'm sure their tourist board would have a coronary if they knew there was another ring of Kerry, the one belonging to this lady and which isn't emerald at all (that would be a very sick pussy indeed ) but pinker than a flamingo! When she isn't re-enacting Lord of the Dance, she sells measures feet and sells shoes.
05/12/2009
51. Rose Wood Simonscans Wouldn't you love for her to be your secretary?
05/12/2009
52. Charlie Very Close Up Simonscans No-holds-barred photo session with Charlie, blonde amateur that shows you everything. And when I say everything, I mean everything!
11/03/2004
53. Heidi & Tamara Simonscans One of the best days shooting I've ever had - two geat looking girls and an unusual and sunny loccation.
05/12/2009
54. Summer Simonscans One Brit girl I've seen getting nasty in Hustler's Hot Showers 11, this girl can really burn up the screen.
05/12/2009
55. Tequila Simonscans Oh dear. The drink that does Bad Things to me. I once drunk nearly a whole bottle and was pissed for three days. My eyes went a bit yellow, which is very bad apparently, and I chundered for England. Now even if I get a whiff of it my stomach turns. But I can make an exception for this Tequila (*has a quick, sneaky slammer*). She looks fresh and clean and unlikely to leave a bad taste in my mouth for the next 72 hours. Plus, she is into role play (check out the nurse's outfit). As good as she is, there is only one problem with the interslice - who is going to swallow the worm?
05/12/2009
56. Dark Haired Goth Girl in Pink Simonscans Video clips of dark haired baby dressed in pink.
05/12/2009
57. Tammy Simonscans Rare for a UK lass to look so much like an all American girl. Tammi pulls it off (fnar!) with aplomb. She has the peachy skin, long legs, beaming white smile and natural look of a typical mid-west cheerleader. Should I mention that she has the most magnificent snatch this side of the Atlantic? Opps, looks like I have. If shades of pink are your thing, she can spread it wider than Cheddar Gorge, or should that be Wookie Hole (search engine time for you no UKers)? Infact, Simon should do some video of her jumping up and down with some pom poms. Go Tammi, Go Tammi!
05/12/2009
58. Red Simonscans RED ALERT WARNING! WHOOP WHOOP! This girl is loopier than Jack Nicholson in The Shining, she is a crazy fruitcake and mad as a hatter. Get the picture? A former life model, she decided to pose for the camera instead of a load of hung over students. She adapted really well and, literally, went from 0 to 60 in about an hour. She started off with just the normal toys before graduating to the biggest one we have (and *whispers* we are talking anal here!). She gets the Simonscans Brown Star for anal achievement
05/12/2009
59. Sohpie Simonscans This tall blonde is feisty but when you get her into bed she'll obey your every command!
05/12/2009
60. Suzanna Simonscans She almost looks like a nurse like that in all white. It gets even better when the clothes come off.
05/12/2009
61. Leyla Simonscans When Simon turns up at the hotel, armed with all his camera equipment and a gorgeous model like Leyla, the male staff must get beside themselves. I bet they then run up the staircase, wait for him to go in the room and then fight over who is going to bribe the cleaner so they can vacuum outside the door. Mind you hotels don't have keyholes anymore, so they'd have to be satisfied listening to "flick it over there, rub that, eyes up, chin down, spread wider, etc". Sounds almost like a nose picking convention.
05/12/2009
62. Tammi Simonscans Great pic gallery for a pantie freak like me, white cotten panties drive me nuts!
05/12/2009
63. Penny Simonscans This Penny is in no way a bad one! Pick her up and you will have good luck. She looks demure, as if butter wouldn't melt. But as you can see, this naughty minx can't get enough of touching herself and we can't get enough of her either! Who would have thought that she would have such a cheeky pair of full-rounded, juicy perties lurking under her lacy camisole top? I'm sure you will agree that she destroys the old saying that less is more. More, please!
05/12/2009
64. Debbie Simonscans Debbie, Debbie, Debbie..gorgeous pussy there.
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65. Hayley Simonscans Hayley is a real favourite and goes way back. She was the first really stunning girl I shot for the site and I keep getting her back to shoot and we get less and less done as she just won't stop talking. Oh, and great boobs BTW.
05/12/2009
66. Holly Simonscans "Well, Holly is nice and she's having a very nice pussy..." a quote from the message board about Holly.
05/12/2009
67. Zhang Simonscans If you like cute little Asian amateur teens, you'll probably enjoy Zhang.
05/12/2009
68. Emily Simonscans Astounding as it may seem Emily has never modelled before, despite looking every inch a well groomed model. In fact like so many other girls around right now she's an occasional lap dancer, when shes not working towards world peace or helping the disadvantaged, of course!
05/12/2009
69. Hot Little Eve Simonscans Cute teen Eve in her bedroom.
05/12/2009
70. Hot Blonde Amateur Teen Simonscans Video clips of a hot blonde amateur babe going at it.
11/03/2004
71. Amy Simonscans Errr, Amy's boobs seem to have grown somewhat between shoots. Nevermind. She's from somewhere "Up North" But I won't hold them against me. Oops! No I mean...
05/12/2009
72. Sweetheart Simonscans Bleach blonde baby-faced Sweetheart in black, rock it baby!
05/12/2009
73. Cassie J Lighting it Up Simonscans More pics of Cassie J smoking a cig in these pics. Ugh, I hate cigs. Sorry :)
05/12/2009
74. Poppy Simonscans Oh shit! I have too many favourites. Well here's another. This weeks girl of the year is... Poppy. For those of you who don't already know, I like dark haired girls who aren't sticks, if they have blue eyes and laugh at my tired old Austin Powers style crap lines then I'm in heaven.
05/12/2009
75. Rebecca Simonscans Rebecca, hot amateur teen in blue.
05/12/2009
76. Tamsin Simonscans Hello and welcome to one of Simon's favourite new girls. Can you tell he likes her? He has shot loads and loads (of film that is. TSK!). Even though she is a total newbie and never ever done anything like this before, the girl did well. Simon rates her highly. He says she is a total natural. I agree that she really has that "girl next door who is giving you a saucy peek through her bedroom curtains" type of look. And she has an innocent face that says she shouldn't really be doing this but can't help herself, as she is really enjoying it! Can't wait to watch her, erm, (*cough*) development!
05/12/2009
77. Antonia Simonscans Super cute dark haired amateur teenage vixen. That innocent smile can't hide her craving for some hot fun under the sheets!
05/12/2009
78. Emily Gallery #2 Simonscans Astounding as it may seem Emily has never modelled before, despite looking every inch a well groomed model. In fact like so many other girls around right now she's an occasional lap dancer, when shes not working towards world peace or helping the disadvantaged, of course!
05/12/2009
79. Christine Simonscans How innocent does that face look? Only one trouble, she's not in the slightest bit of it! Great girl, shame about the tattoo on her bum, Ahh well, can't have it all. Set 4 was fun - I just asked her to turn around and stick it in from behind - she thought I meant stick it up her BUM, so she did.
05/12/2009
80. Maxine Simonscans What a smile! And what long legs. Maxine is one of the very few girls who emailed the site asking to appear on it. Somedays I just can't believe my luck. And as you can see from the pics she's a natural brunnette, errr, and blonde.
05/12/2009
81. Teela Simonscans Teela is wild. I picked her up at the station before one of the shoots and at every opportunity on the way to the location she flashed her boobs at anyone who looked at her, male or female - I was convinced she'd get us arrested. I don't normally shoot girls with boob jobs but she's one of the few, and no-one has complained so far, she's one of the rudest girls on the site!
05/12/2009
82. Kristy Simonscans We have some massive, heaving bazookas on this site and a change is as good as a rest, as some crap saying goes. Kristy offers an alternative. Small and perfectly formed, she possesses perky galia melons rather than rotund canteloupes. Perhaps I should explain the melon/breast comparison more scientifically. In the melon world, there are different levels. Canteloupes are your average everyday melons/breasts. This in contrast to honeydews, which are the MILFs - a bit old skool, pendulous and heavy. Don't get me started on watermelons - flabby, fleshy and soggy. Usually found in dodgy nightclubs when you are wearing beer googles. Avoid at all times.
05/12/2009
83. Anne Simonscans A clever cookie this one - not your typical pron model at all. She has just qualified as a lawyer. OooooOOOOooo. You would have thought a courtroom and all that legal eagle case presentation would provide more than enough adrenalin and excitement for a girl. Well, it seems not. Legal technicalities, funny wigs and pompous judiciary are not enough for her. She is a right old thrill seeker and likes to push herself to her limitations. She is fun and has a flirty look in her eye. Perhaps we should shoot some video of her spouting her lawyer spiel?
05/12/2009
84. Elise Simonscans Simon met Elise at Erotica and said she was the sexiest lady there by a country mile. She is a top notch business woman as well and not to be messed with. Based in Liverpool - that is the place where The Beatles come from and people speak in a funny accent, similar to someone swallowing 10 helium balloons and then catching their knackers in a zip. And that's just the women! - she runs her own model agency. Although she has had a little surgical adjustment, it has been sympathetically conducted and is in keeping with the character of the structure. To see the surveyor's report, click here (you didn't really click did you?!).
05/06/2009
85. Teela Gallery #2 Simonscans Teela is wild. I picked her up at the station before one of the shoots and at every opportunity on the way to the location she flashed her boobs at anyone who looked at her, male or female - I was convinced she'd get us arrested. I don't normally shoot girls with boob jobs but she's one of the few, and no-one has complained so far, she's one of the rudest girls on the site!
05/07/2009
86. Sassie Simonscans A red head amateur girl next door. She's the type that'll do just about anything to please.
05/12/2009
87. Ayla Gallery #2 Simonscans Long haired blonde amateur teen playing with a long black dildo.
05/12/2009
88. Eva Simonscans Eva is a teacher from Argentina who I found in Ibiza. What a horrible rhyme, if I don't make it in porn, there's no hope for me as a poet.
05/12/2009
89. Terri Gallery #2 Simonscans More from the luscious Terri. I guess she or the camera guy really likes pink. Nice call though, I love it!
11/03/2004
90. Brunette Sex Toy Simonscans Video clips of brunette in red playing with herself.
11/03/2004
91. Sally Simonscans Almost every other shot should be an out-take as Sally kept lighting fags, drinking beer or sending texts. Or just laughing manically at almost anything. Some days I think its me that needs a minder, not the model. Anyway, she won't appeal to everyone, but she was great fun to shoot and will be very popular with some so I'm happy.
05/12/2009
92. Ellen Simonscans Ellen is simply pure sex. Jamie (one of my scouts) found her in Ibiza and took a polaroid of her to show me - I wasn't even going to bother meeting her but he totally insisted she had "it" even though his pic was crap. I was wrong, he was right.
11/03/2004
93. Lizzie Simonscans In betweens shoots Lizzie went travelling and got a tan so we have two versions, skinny lizzie and not so skinny lizzie, both look pretty cool to me.
05/12/2009
94. Hot amateur teen in Apartment Complex Simonscans Check out the video of this hot amateur teen babe.
11/03/2004
95. Nadia Simonscans The original porn pixie - She's been around ages, has a show on TVX and is one of the nicest models to work with. But mostly she's cute and rude, that'll do for me!
05/12/2009
96. Destiny Simonscans This dark skinned ethnic amateur babe will take you where you've never been before. Who knows, you might even like it.
05/12/2009
97. Rachel Simonscans Tanlines and big tits - another of my favourite combos. This was rachels first time nude though she had done some swimwear stuff a while back.
05/12/2009
98. Alida Simonscans Sporty tall amateur teen Alida stripping for the camera man.
05/12/2009
99. Thea Simonscans Thea - This girl should be fronting a rock band and getting sweaty with a microphone rather than a dildo! She is a natural in front of the camera and exudes hardcore "fuck you, come and get it!" attitude. You just can't take your eyes off her. She could be the C******y L**e of the porn world (although MUCH better looking and minus the dodgy drug habit, cranky lost in showbiz outbursts in court and dead husband). There is nothing fake about her at all and she is just amazing to shoot - such a joy compared to some of the sour-faced prima donnas we come across.
05/12/2009
100. Cassie J Simonscans After three attempts we've finally got her stats correct. Happy now? Did I mention she farted - and I don't mean fanny farts - all the way through the shoot? Real classy this one. And no, before anyone asks I DON'T HAVE ANY ON VIDEO, shesh you lot are freaks sometimes.
05/12/2009
101. Ruth Simonscans Ruth is another real smarty using porn to pay her way through Uni. How things have changed since my day - Only thing you'd catch my generation doing as a part time "job" was selling Socialist Worker on a Saturday outside the Students Union. Now, of course you are no one unless you own a Saxo (plus body kit!)
05/12/2009
102. Martina Simonscans Martina is a hot little number. Blonde, young and with a body made for porn.
05/12/2009
103. Ariana Simonscans Check out this little brunette teasing herself with a gigantic dildo.
05/12/2009
104. Sara Simonscans This blonde amateur teen Sara opens that pussy wider than you ever imagine.
05/12/2009
105. Inez Simonscans Dark haired teen amateur girl next door.
05/12/2009
106. Antonia Gallery #1Z Simonscans I don't think you're ready for this jelly, Antonia's body is too bootylicious for you babe. This girl has a great arse - Simonscan's understatement of the year. That combined with her big puppy dog eyes is enough to turn a grown man into a quaking mess. She loves to have a good old go with the toys. But be warned, she is a bit of a dominatrix though and likes to strut around with her high heels on. And for gawd's sake, don't walk around bare foot near her. Poor Simon now has toes that resemble Swiss cheese (there always was a funny smell coming from him).
05/12/2009
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