Mom's a Slut Review
Date Published: Apr 12, 2006Mom's a Slut - Misleading Like a Motherfucker
If Mom's a Slut makes you think of hot moms doing dirty deeds, then they've given you the wrong idea -- this is a generic hardcore pornstar site in disguise. Jane Darling, Katja Kassin, Lauren Phoenix, Venus... no more than 18 pornstars featuring in a hodgepodge of straight hardcore scenes ripped from DVDs like Ass Cleavage from Blissbox and Striptease Then Fuck from Zero Tolerance.
Momsaslut.com's fallacious tour claims that the site has "more than 100 horny MILFs featured in exclusive photo shoots and video clips." Well, at least whoever designed the tour kept Gyna Rider and Lea De Mae on the splash page to weed out porn surfing vets who will won't have any problems recognizing pornstars, but the promises of "exclusive photo shoots" when all they got inside are blurry 620x480 vid caps is a bit too disingenuous.
I Want More Than Tiny Low Bitrate Vids
Video clips clock in at 320x240 29.97 FPS 558 kb/s VBR and average 3 minutes a clip which is close to standard for Slick Cash sites. The movie clips in this site pixellate slightly even at default resolution setting because the bastard who encoded these vids set bitrate too low.
Mom's a Slut's Mundane Design
Mom's a Slut's members area reuses the same basic template used by other Slick Cash sites, which I guess is standard practice for big sponsors with dozens of sites under their wing. Site design also looks pretty mundane with tiny thumbs on mostly empty white background, though navigation is straight forward.
Final Judgement
When a site promises "100s of horny MILFs" it better deliver. Mom's a Slut doesn't even try. Yeah, you get bonus sites with exclusive content, pluginfeeds and all that -- but if a MILF site has no MILF porn to offer, then its not worth a dime.
