Lanalotts.com is the official website of pornstar Lana Lotts, who I first saw featured in Danni.com several years ago. There are some exclusive candid photos of Lana inside the site, the members area is extremely small, there's zero interaction with Lana, and content quality is outdated and left un-updated for over a year. Even die-hard Lana Lotts fans will have trouble enjoying lanalotts.com.

Who's This Fiesty Femme, Lana Lotts?

Lana Lotts was born on January 20, 1971, and grew up in Southern California. She's an Aquarius, and describes herself as "feisty, independent, passionate, and extremely unconventional." She's 5'4" with DDD breasts and is part French-Canadian and part Mexican Indian. Her hobbies are making jewelry, shopping, and traveling.

Lana Lotts - No Interaction

Lana Lotts has no webcam or message board, but you'll find Lana's diary in lanalotts.com's Extras section, last updated on March 8, 2005. The final diary entry looks more like an ad then anything else, promoting some pics she 's selling for 5 bucks a pop, an invite to Myspace.com, and a link to an online store where she's selling some of her other stuff. Most of her other entries are about her busy career, and doesn't reveal what's in her head or in her heart.

Her biography page reads like an ad as well. Lana writes:

My favorite hobbies include making jewelry, which I might add I am quite good at, as well as shopping and traveling. I might even have to go so far as to say that I am a professional shopper. My favorite designers are Gucci, Christian Dior, and my absolute favorite is Plen Sug. My sizes just in case you happen to stumble across my favorite designers are as follows: dress size 2 (make sure that the top expands if you know what I mean), shoe size 7, ring size 7, my wrists are 6 1/2" and my neck is 12 1/2".

Mmm a "professional shopper"? Sounds like ideal marriage material. Seriously, it sounds like she wants us to buy her clothes. Ok, no harm in asking for gifts from members, but your bio is the wrong place to do it.

There's really not much else in her bio section, except this funny line - "I am basically a man's dream come true."

Lana Lotts Videos - Codec Trouble

The thirty three Video clips inside Lanalotts.com are old; the newest video clip was posted on 10/22/2004. This explains why some video clips are encoded at 13fps. Most of the video clips run at 320x240, 287 kb/s, 15fps, which look like muddy stuttering slideshows. Most recent video clips look a little better, encoded at 640x480, 630kb/s CBR 28.9fps, but the bitrate is way too low with resolution set this high, and you again end up with pixellated clips.

What's even more annoying than the poor video quality is that the WMV clips are encoded with an obsucre VoxWare Metasound audio codec that WMP won't automatically install. You'll have to run a Google search, hunt down a site where you can download the codec, and figure out how to install it. An email to customer support will only get you a canned reply instructing you how to re-install Windows Media Player.

Once you get the suckers to actually play, you'll see Lana in scenes like Shoe Fetish, Full Throttle, and All Tied Up. In one scene, you'll see Lana Lotts lying on a bed finger fucking her twat while camera pans up her long legs. Another scene shows Lana butt naked finger fucking herself on top of Ryan's bike (Ryan's Kelly Madison's hubby). You'll also see Lana doing the hanky panky with Kelly Madison. One thing's for sure - Lana Lotts doesn't hold back an inch when it comes to talking dirty.

Lana Lotts Photos - Soft and Hard

Most of the pics inside Lanalotts.com are muddy polaroid-quality shots no bigger than 640x480, though recent pics are 1000x756 and look okay. Last photo set was added on 8/8/05. There are some hardcore pics of Lana Lotts with her hot Latina lips around a meat sausage, as well as some glamour softcore pics, and candid photos of Lana hanging out with her friends.

Lana Lotts Bonus Content

The Free Sites section has links to bonus sites including Kelly Madison, Aspen Reign, Gucci Girls, and Topless Pussy. You also get a bonus sample of pics from other affiliated paysites, like Club Jenna and 183 photo sets. The site also has 17 models in the "Models" section, featuring pornstars like Rachel Aziani, Mercedes, Jenna Jameson, Jill Kelly, and Kelly Madisson.

Lanalotts.com Site Design

Lanalotts.com runs on the same backend as Kelly Madison.com, including slideshows, menu layout, and other features, albeit with a different skin. Visually it's somewhat bland and could use a makeover.

Lana Lotts: Final Judgement

Lanalotts.com may have been a decent site two years ago, but now its terribly outdated. The photos aren't all that exciting; the videos look horrible. There's virtually no interaction with Lana, and the diaries makes you wonder if she isn't just an airhead two seconds away from another shopping spree.