8th Street Latinas is a reality porn site from Nasty Dollars revolving around girls with Spanish blood. There's tons of episodes up dating all the way back to May 6, 2002, featuring over 180 chicks.

Members Area Layount Gripes

8th Street Latinas's layout is identical to most other Nasty Dollars sites, so most of the stuff I said about sites like MILF Hunter holds true for this site too. The only thing to add is that the identical layout will bore the crap out of you after a while, because all their sites start to look alike.

My biggest nag would be the tiny headshots which is all you got for navigation. These thumbnails are too small to make out girls' faces, so you'll have to click over to one of the galleries to see what a girl looks like. That's two extra mouse clicks to check out every girl, which might not sound bad, but it makes way more sense if they just increased the headshots by 40 pixels. I mean, come on.

Goofy Characters

Wow...if you thought Hunter was a silly wabbit, these cheezy ass dudes on this pornwagon tip the scale. How are you supposed to come when these fools keep making faces at the camera and cracking dumb jokes? It's like watching Abbit and Costello videotaping themselves getting laid.

Hot Latinas Are Few and Far Between

Where the fuck are the hot chicks? I mean seriously, no offense, but alot of these girls look like dogs. Lets see...Dolce is kinda cute, Brandy is semi-hot with her big tits, Carmene is sexy, Trisha is definitely groovy. But please... do we have the time to dig deep looking for decent looking chicks?

Videos Blow

There's no getting around the fact that 8th Street Latinas video quality just plain suck. Now, their new WMV streams are 480x320 which sounds good on paper, but with 540kb/s the larger resolution actually makes the video pixellate more. Not to mention these videos playback like Stuttering John. Hmm I wonder what the frame rate's like...oh, it's freaking 15 FPS!

Here's the nail in this coffin -- 59 seconds long video clips. You can download one portion of an episode (usually an episode is broken up into 2-3 parts) as one WMV file, but that's only 15 FPS version and isn't worth downloading. The MPG versions actually look pretty nice, with decent frame rates, bitrate, and the whole bit, but there's no full scene file download for those, so you're going to spend at least 40 minutes downloading 40 clips per episode which is just insane.

Photos Are Decent

Photos at 8th Street Latinas is probably the one thing I can say good things about. Although photo resolution is tiny (640x245), they've got a ton of pics per episode and you can download them all in one ZIP file...awesome. They mostly don't look like fuzzy vid caps either, so you'll get more mileage out of these than you might expect.

Same Old Story

What kind of action takes place? A couple of dudes (one guy with a video cam) walks around a shopping mall or grocery store and babble on about nothing till they spot a cute looking Latina babe sitting all by her lonesome. Then they chat with her for a while, asking her name, what she's doing and if she wants to go drink some martini or whatever and take a dip in their pool at their crib conveniently located only a few minutes away. Sooner or later, the girl agrees, and they cut to the chase. You find yourself inside a house and action begins on a bed or a couch. Usually, the guy holding the camera and the stud cock takes turns yapping, saying some boring shit like "look at those boobies," or "why don't you suck on those boobies for a second babo?" The action is usually one-on-one straight sex, starting with a blow job, pussy licking, then hardcore fucking followed by a cumshot in the face or tits. If you seen one episode, you seen 'em all. The only thing that's fresh about each episode is where they start off and which girl they bump into. The action boils down to the same routine every go-around.

Final Judgement

So is 8thstreetlatinas.com something I'd recommend? Well, to be fair, there are a few hot Latinas in the mix. And if you're new to Nasty Dollars sites, you might initially enjoy the exclusive reality porn set up they got going on, with the Miami landscape, palm trees, the hot sun and all that. And of course if you're looking for alot of porn, you get a load of bonus sites with your membership, which can only be a good thing. But as a guy who likes a porn site I can get off on, I just can't bring myself to dig this site. I mean, how the hell do I get off on 15 FPS videos that are 1 minutes long, and episodes that take 40+ clicks and over 30 minutes to download? That is just too much work to get off.