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Absolute Grannies has a small collection of mature porn video scenes plus access to 11 bonus sites from Slick Cash. Although the 1411 kb/s VBR - 29.97FPS video clips here look decent, there are just not enough of them to make this site worth much more than a 1 buck trial hit and run.
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Absolute Grannies Review Score Breakdown
Facts about Absolute Grannies's member area as they become available (Site facts were updated:10/13/2006.) Review scores on the right are based on how the site ranks compared to all other paysites in the database and is subject to change.
Photography Rating  |
0.00 |
| Pictures: None | 0 / 10 |
| Photo Resolution: N/A | 0 / 10 |
| Photo Quality† | 0 / 10 |
Video Rating  |
55.58 |
| Videos: 16 video clips (16 minutes per video) | 2.27 / 10 |
 1400K 352x240 | |
| Max Resolution : 352x240 | 5.54 / 10 |
| Top Bitrate: 1400 kb/s | 7.42 / 10 |
| Video Quality† | 7 / 10 |
| Bang for Your Buck | 25.54 |
| Exclusive† | 4 / 10 |
| Updates† | 6 / 10 |
| Monthly Price | 6.23 / 10 |
| Graphics / Design† | 5 / 10 |
| FINAL SCORE (Estimate) | 29.34 |
†These scores are approximates or subjective and reflect the opinion of the reviewer. They should not be taken as an accurate measure of a given criteria.
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